Good-bye Earth, we had a good run. WARNING: This is genuinely, seriously, incredibly vile.
The following image was uploaded to 4chan over the weekend. The original poster claims that for some ungodly reason he was collecting his ejaculations in a jar that contained a figurine of the Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony. The name for this little endeavor? "The Pony Cum Jar Project." He unfortunately stored his "cum jar" too close to a radiator, accidentally boiling his My Little Pony figurine in his own seminal fluid.
***DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IF YOU ARE IN PUBLIC OR HAVE A WEAK STOMACH***
And, yes, that is a second figurine to the right in a second puddle of semen. "For comparison," said the poster.
In the confused and horrified comment chain that came after, the original poster explained that the stench was absolutely terrible and that he will no longer be ejaculating in the jar anymore.
And what does he plan to do with the jar? He plans on burying it.
